What's Happening To The Children?

This was posted on the internet as a MacCauley Culkin interview. I wish I could find the actual interview instead of getting it 2nd or 3rd hand, but for now this is what I have.

During the interview, Culkin claimed that children in the entertainment industry "learn very early to recognize which of them want to abuse you and which of them have even darker tastes." explaining that some of the Hollywood executives wear "skin trophies".

Explaining that he was 11 the first time he saw human leather, Culkin said he was "filming Home Alone 2 in New York", when he was "ushered into a back room on the set. There was a guy in there, a powerful executive suit type, you know what I mean.?"

"He tried to make me relax by giving me a can of Coke."

"Started telling me about the nature of the industry."

"Basically he wanted to cut my  parents out."

"He wanted to be my guardian."

"He said he would make me into the biggest teen star in history."

"He said I had it all but I had to get rid of my parents."

"I was like "Dude, I'm 11." and he said "You're a man now."

Culkin, who has been living in Paris, France since 2003 then explained that the man "began to make his intentions clear."


"He started breathing real shallow. My experience with perverts kicked in. I could tell he was interested in me. He licked his lips and told me I was very handsome."

"I think I managed to say 'thank you' and started thinking about how I could get the f*ck out of there."

"Then he reached into his case and took out a cack pipe.  He put it in his lap, took out this huge lighter and continued to gase at me with this overpowering sexual desire."

"I was just staring at him. I think I said something like "Dude, I'm 11" again."

"I remember he said to me, "It's a celebration little man. To celebrate your upcoming success. Your many successes. Come. Sit back down."

"He was tapping the pipe on his crotch smiling this total creepazoid smile. "

"I ran out of the room but I ran straight into this other guy who was outside the room and he grabbed me by the arm and threw me back inside. "

"He lit the pipe and blew the smoke in my face. He told me to look at his shoes."

"He said they were made from the skin of children he and his friends had murdered."

"He said leather made from human skin is the finest leather known to man."

MacCaulay Culkin said the Hollywood executive then droped a heavy hint about the provenance of the skin used to make his shoes.

"He asked me if I knew Heather O'Rourke."

"Yeah, I remember her. I grew up watching Poltergeist. I remembered her in Happy Days. She was so cute."

"Then it dawned on me what he was getting at and I vomited all over his shoes."

This was posted on MacCaulay Culkin's Instagram page:

Also Mac tweeted this:

Is Macaulay trying to tell us what is happening with his Pizza Underground Band and his Bunny Ears?

Or is he part of the problem?  Remember Isaac Kappy told us about Seth Green.

What do you think?


~Alice
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